I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY,  I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT

ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS THE PROBLEM DOSN'T EXIST

LAUGH ALONE AND THE WHOLE WORLD THINKS YOUR A IDIOT

OUT OF MY MIND:  BE BACK IN FIVE MINUTES

OKAY,  WHO STOPPED PAYMENT ON MY REALITY CHECK?

WARNING:  DATES ON CALENDER ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

EVER STOP TO THINK AND FORGET TO TO START AGAIN?

VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, NOW BEAM ME DOWN MY CLOTHES

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST